SO LAST NIGHT....

PRETTY CRAZY HUH? I WAS GOING TO BARTER WITH DEATH BUT THEN SHE WAS ALL "BITCH PLEASE" SO THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT. BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'VE ALWAYS GOT PLANS WITHIN PLANS WITHIN PLANS.

( OH HAI )

I'm bored...

[Thinks for a moment before smirking and suddenly something begins to play in everyone's head on repeat. It's on the back of your eyelids when you close your eyes and in front of you when they're open. Always playing, never stopping]

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Enjoy everyone

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THE HELL DID I WAKE UP IN A DRESS?

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AW FUCK. WAS KITTEN HERE? IS THAT WHY MY ASS HURTS?

WHO THE HELL SLEPT WITH KITTEN IN MY BODY?


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[WAKES UP AND GOES TO GET DRESSED BUT FROWNS WHEN SHE ONLY FINDS MEN'S CLOTHES]

WHAT THE?

[GOES TO LOOK FOR HER MAKEUP AND DOESN'T FIND ANY]

OH NO, NOT AGAIN.

[FINDS SOME JEWELS AND A BEDAZZLER AND WHIPS THIS UP TO WEAR IN THE MEAN TIME]


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OKAY, THIS SERA GIRL WAS FUN AND ALL BUT SHE'S SERVED HER PURPOSE AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FIND SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE.


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REMEMBER THAT OKTOBERFEST I INVITED DEAN TO? IT'S FINALLY HERE!

[SHOWED UP WEARING THIS]


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FIRST I DROVE THIS TO PICK DEANADAM UP AND THEN LET HIM DRIVE, WHICH HE SEEMED PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT


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